I'm In Putman's Again

I'm leaving today for home. Just for the night. I'm tired. It's going to be a long day. I can't stand Putman. Fortunately I won't be here on Friday. No one staring at my crotch today. Not yet, anyways. 32 minutes left. Smug bastard. I've got an essay due on Monday. Four pages, pretty easy. I just need to read the material. It shouldn't be difficult. I can probably do it in a day. Well, I'd planned on doing it in a day anyways. I know exactly where and when I'm going to write my essay. Yes, Putman, Louis Armstrong was a jazz musician. Very good. I never knew that "uppity" was a racist term. Apparently it is. I never would have guessed. Then again everything is a racist, politically incorrect or racially insensitive these days. "Chinaman" is derogatory. We've got Englishman, Dutchman, Welshman, Frenchman, Irishman, Ger-man, etc., but once you add the "man" to a non-anglo person then it's derogatory. I don't get it. It's a load of crap. 25 minutes. I mean, why is "Chinaman" derogatory? Why is it they have to be called "Chinese" if you're referring to a man who is Chinese? I don't mind being called a Cubaman, or an Americaman, or a Statesman. I'm a man (by age, I'm not certain if my mind has yet reached maturity) and I'm from the United States and my ancestors are Cuban. Add the suffix "man" to either of those and that's what I am, am I not? Hell, secretaries aren't even secretaries anymore, they're "personal assistants." You can change the title, but you can't change the job. A janitor is a "plant manager." When I was a janitor I didn't subscribe to this notion. I was a janitor and that was that. Was I offended? No. I was offended by the large gentleman who decided to relieve himself right after I'd finished cleaning the restroom where my cleaning supplies were located. But was I offended by my job title? I'd have to be an idiot to think I wasn't a janitor, but a "plant manager." I don't even think "custodian" is a PC term for a janitor anymore. I don't know, I'll find out. I really wish that smoking were healthy again. I say "again" because back in the glory days of our great country 4 out of 5 doctors recommended Camel Cigarettes. How mild can a cigarette be? Take the Camel 30 day test and you'll see! Nowadays everyone needs a pill or a patch or a psychiatrist(or psychologist) to stop smoking or drinking. If you want to stop, just stop. Will power. When did it stop being ok to be a man? Rather, when did it stop being ok to be masculine without the use of HGH? Even more, when did it stop being ok to be a gentleman? Babe Ruth was successful with overeating, smoking and drinking. He didn't use anything that enlarged his muscles. He set records by being himself, not some roided up douchescrote trying to schmooze with the laydeez. Well, times up. Gotta go.