Some People I Genuinely Hate

The Jonas Brothers. I don't really know who these smug bastards are, but about a month or two they started showing up everywhere. I can't go to the grocery store without seeing an advert for Camp Rock or some sort of meet and greet they're required to do. From the commercials I've seen of these no-talent puds is a bunch of Disney channel marketed, no-good ass clowns who need their collective shit-eating grins beaten off of their faces. It's no wonder today's youth is progressively getting dumber. Fortunately for those of us with some sanity left we can count on at least one of these colostomy bags developing horrible drug addictions and numerous STDs hopefully leading to an early grave.