Top 5

Top 5 things I'd do if I were Supreme Dictator of the World (minus super powers)

1) Have minions make me a delicious, poison-free sandwich
2) Dispatch of minions
3) Hire new minions
4) Have minions create a time machine
5) Go back in time to single handedly defeat Hitler and Stalin to win World War II and the Cold War

Top 5 things I'd do if I were Supreme Dictator of the World (with super powers)

1) Develop an evil laugh (for use on enemies and my sinister schemes)
2) Send my super children to other inhabitable worlds to eventually conquer
3) Take naps in my cloud fortress
4) Turn Super Saiyan Lvl 4
5) Start a show in Vegas called "Better than Rita Rudner"