Poetry Sunday

Aliens

Zoom!
Goes the spaceship
Phthew!
Go the destruct-o beams

Grumble, grumble...
Go the people
"I haven't had my nap today"
Says Andy

Grease Bucket

All I really wanted today
Was a slice of pizza
But all I had
Was chicken

Big
Greasy
Crispy
Chicken

Sides included:
Moray Eel
Carrier Pigeon
And a leather boot

5-Ring Special

Olympics are on
Pretty boring
Coke advertisements
Useless commentators

One thing, though
That I enjoy
Are the adverts
With Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman
Can do anything
He wants
Like a submarine