Wishes

I wish I were a billionaire (even a millionaire would work) so that I could be like Bruce Wayne and fight crime. Seriously, if I had billions of dollars and didn't actually have to work a day in my life, I'd want to take up crime-fighting as a hobby. How bad ass is Batman? The man makes hardened criminals shit their pants and beg for their mommies! It's just a shame I don't have any way to make that kind of cash. Sadness.