Things About Andy

1) I've had a few beers.
2) I love my dog, Frank. She's 12 years old and going strong. She recently had surgery to remove a tumor from her left eyelid. After she returned home from the vet, she was having difficulty standing up due to the pain killers/anesthetic she was given. I laughed as her left paw kept sliding out from underneath her.
3) For about a month and a half I've noticed Frank's food has been eaten by a stray cat. This cat is spotted black and white with a nub for a tail.
4) Tonight, this cat was quite bold in trying to sneak into our house while I was on the couch watching Conan (O'Brien, not the Barbarian, though I was watching "the Destroyer" on G4 yesterday).
5) While deathly allergic to cats, I can't help but want to take this cat in and keep it safe from harm. Maybe it's the alcohol, maybe it's the compassionate, animal-lover in me (save for farm animals meant to be eaten. Chain 'em up, keep 'em in cages, so long as you keep 'em tasting delicious).
6) Boredom and the feeling of loser-ness has set in. I hate my hometown and need to get out before I go insane.
7) My Cross-Country team's alumni race is coming up on Thursday. I will be there to feast on free food.
8) Where are my pants?
9) Jack Bauer is my hero.
10) That is all. Good night.